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Will Thrill You In Minutes

by My Version of It (8-Bit)

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Lesson #87 02:17
Acting makes my heart fade stronger My face is weary from standing all day Acting makes my brash get brasher Acting always makes me this day I asked my radio, duty comes first I asked my photograph, beauty comes first I asked my mirror, which one is first I asked the actors, acting comes first I can't believe it was ever said I can't believe it was ever done I can't believe that it was discussed You turn away in mock disgust Acting makes my heart fade stronger My face is weary from standing all day Acting makes my brash get brasher I can't believe it was ever said I can't believe it was ever done I can't believe that it was discussed You turn away in mock disgust I can't believe it was ever said I can't believe it was ever done I can't believe that it was discussed You turn away in mock disgust I can't believe it was ever said I can't believe it was ever done I can't believe that it was discussed You turn away in mock disgust We're in the movies now We're really moving now We're in the movies now We're in too deep to get out
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Lesson #160 02:50
I live like a manikin Hold my hand out To the fire It wont burn me I'm In my fur now Time to throw it down Live like I want to In the cold world I live like a manikin You control me I hold my hand up Just like you want me to Over the fire To Warn my family Where's my family? In the next display You control me You control me You control me You control me So much for the other guy Who lives his life on the nebula On the next floor, beneath the glass Behind the rope, to make it last Around the moon in my silk scarf I live like a manikin Hold my hand out Just like you want to Just like you always did Amelia Earhart Knows just what I want Riding a Sherman tank Could my life be more than this I live like a manikin Hold my hand up Just like you want me to Over the water Can the fossils break? I live like an Atheist I live like a colander I live like a Shepard I live like manikin I live like an Atheist I live like a Pantheist I lived like a Saganist I live like an Anarchist I live like a general I live like a Shepard I live like you want me to I live like you want me to
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Lesson #161 02:07
Well I heard you took your clothes off for money It wasn't cool, King It wasn't so funny to me You're no royalty But that was Tuesday and now your old news There's a fire they're and responding a with all crews You want it, kid? You lose This is it Well, you did it for the money This is it But you got what's coming This is it And you ain't seen nothing yet What's the modern equivalent of talk to the hand? I tried to tell you, but you don't understand Oh well, that's because Well, you know, this is it So I heard you treat my sister like a whore I told my dad and he said, "do what for" So we burned down the city and killed everyone in it Dad said, "that's just a little bit excessive?" What'd you expect for treating my sister like that? I gave you everything back, cat You had coming That you had coming This is it Well, you did it for the money This is it But you got what's coming This is it And you ain't seen nothing yet What's the modern equivalent of talk to the hand? I tried to tell you I tried to tell you I tried to tell you I tried to tell you
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Lesson #162 01:49
He's the g my wife forgave his infidelity When she saw his wife She said she didn't even blame Her husband punched his truck Broken hand, broken marriage His mistress lost her job They changed the locks He's legendary So why don't you get to know The Doctor Who joke he made While at work, on a date? So why don't you get to know The Doctor Who joke he made While at work, on a date? He showed up in a tux And then whipped out his Batman cape If that was the only thing that he wiped out You'd be disappointed His pimp cup was bejeweled And told us that he was Big Daddy Big Daddy? Big Daddy "Big Daddy" Mike Oboe So why don't you get to know The Doctor Who joke he made While at work, on a date? So why don't you get to know The Doctor Who joke he made While at work, on a date? So, why don't you Get to know Mike Oboe? So, why don't you Get to know Mike Oboe? So, why don't you Get to know Mike Oboe? So, why don't you Get to know Mike Oboe?
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Lesson #165 01:36
Rapists, murders, child molesters are all Universal monsters Nazi Super Duper Supermen are Universal monsters When the movie is released You'll come face to face with the beast Racists who know that you're listening Universal monsters Creditors, The Predator, Sexual Predators Universal monsters When the next movie is released You come face to face with the beast When you think you're safe indoors "Public school turned your daughter into a whore" You know that there's one more thing to say about Universal monsters There's a little bit of them in everyone Universal monsters We're all Universal monsters We're all Universal monsters Come on Universal monsters Universal monsters
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Lesson #163 01:55
I saw the pictures of your new house That you bought, online It makes me bitter even though It's not nice as mine It's just one story; this is one story That's growing old Truth be told, so am I And that's why I stole The bicycle that you told them Not to leave outside It represents a country life That could be yours and mine It makes me nervous When I see your happy family Is it just crazy That their coziness just crushes me? I saw your daughter's magic marker Marking on your leg When you wore Your cut-off jeans on that first Summer day When you used to wrap Those slinky legs around me I didn't think that one day They'd be mainly running errands You posted pictures of the new house That you bought, online It makes me crazy Even though it's not as nice as mine And they all said We couldn't gotten one hell of a deal And that price in this market Is considered quite a steal They only thing They ever talk about is equity But to my timid ears It just sounds more like death to me New house, new home Get milk, get a loan You sleep in all the time You drink tea once in a while Do you really want to know What makes the world go 'round? It has no choice Just like we couldn't find a middle ground You're the wild hare That hopped to far and then hopped out Somehow before I did And then you just settled down.
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Lesson #94 02:18
Haha, Haha The world doth pass And merrily I'll be here Many an honest Irishman Goes for a fur white unicorn Fara diddle dyno This is an idle fyno Tie hie, Tie hie O sweet delight Fara O'diddle O'dey So so so, fine English days For false play is no reproach For he that doth the coachman praise My safely use the coach Fara diddle dyno This is an idle fyno Tie hie, Tie hie O sweet delight Fara O'diddle O'dey Haha, Haha The world doth pass And merrily I'll be here Many an honest Irishman Goes for a fur white unicorn Fara diddle dyno This is an idle fyno Tie hie, Tie hie O sweet delight Fara O'diddle O'dey So so so, fine English days For false play is no reproach For he that doth the coachman praise My safely use the coach Fara diddle dyno This is an idle fyno Tie hie, Tie hie O sweet delight Fara O'diddle O'dey
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Lesson #91 01:38
Who killed Cock Robin? I, said the sparrow With my bow and arrow I killed Cock Robin Who saw him die? I, said the fly With my little eye I saw him die All the birds of the air Fell a-sighing and a-sobbing When they heard of the death of Poor Cock Robin When they heard of the death of Poor Cock Robin Who caught his blood? I, said the fish With my little dish I caught his blood Who'll bear the pall? I, said the owl With my pick and shovel I'll bear the pall All the birds of the air Fell a-sighing and a-sobbing When they heard of the death of Poor Cock Robin When they heard of the death of Poor Cock Robin Who killed Cock Robin? I, said the sparrow With my bow and arrow I killed Cock Robin Who'll be the parson? I, said the rook With my little book I'll be the parson
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Lesson #164 01:15
The modern world's a disaster So we run to me rum much faster In a moment so we can get plastered And that's the last will hear from me I know what you are thinking These scullions are obsessed with drinking It'll keep me sweet ship from sinking And keep me as warm as can be So take what I'm saying to your heart Grab ye glass, ye bottle and yer chart Let you and ye cup never to part Or alas, you'll be lost at sea And that's the last you will hear from me Tonight, I'm as quiet as a clam For tomorrow we're bound to make dry land The king, I'm his mate and his first hand And rum running his only command And that's all you will hear from me That's all you will hear from me That's all you will hear from me
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Lesson #146 02:01
You made a game of it, afterall And then lose steam You celebrate like Sonic the Hedgehog After getting every ring Life is like when you start in Green Hill zone And you think that it's cake By the time your running out of oxygen, You realize your mistake You could even say that there's nothing to believe in Well I guess Eggman must be deceiving you It's okay, cause Knuckles said it's okay You made a game of it, afterall And them lose me You celebrate like Sonic the Hedgehog After getting every ring Me alone, me siento tan sola Until Tails comes around You and I will overcome the next hurdle And Chaos Crystals abound You could even say that there's nothing to believe in Well I know Eggman must be deceiving you It's okay, cause shadow said it's okay You made a game of it, afterall And them lose me You celebrate like Sonic the Hedgehog After getting every ring
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Lesson #154 02:17
The hunt is on, false king and knight and buck and fawn The treasured prize, he kills many men yet, we kill swine Today we ride Praythee! How will you kill the Wild Boar King With knife or with your bow? And you're praises we'll sing once it is dead Tell me, how will you kill the Wild Boar King Once it tastes your blood? The savage king will not rest until it is done An injured calf, set as bait, we lie in wait to trap The mighty king, whose rotten flesh ten feasts will bring And we sing Praythee! How will you kill the Wild Boar King With knife or with your bow? And you're praises we'll sing once it is dead Tell me, how will you kill the Wild Boar King Once it tastes your blood? The savage king will not rest until it has won Praythee! How will you kill the Wild Boar King With knife or with your bow? And you're praises we'll sing once it is dead
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Whiskey O 00:52
Whiskey is the life of man Whiskey, Johnny I'll drink whiskey while I can Whiskey for my Johnny Oh whiskey straight and whiskey strong Whiskey, Johnny Give me some whiskey and I'll sing you a song Whiskey for my Johnny O whiskey makes me wear old clo'es Whiskey, Johnny Whiskey gave me a broken nose Whiskey for my Johnny Whiskey killed my poor old dad Whiskey, Johnny Whiskey druv my mother mad Whiskey for my Johnny Whiskey is the life of man Whiskey, Johnny I'll drink whiskey while I can Whiskey for my Johnny
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Lesson #152 02:51
Standing alone there's a chaperon I hope he turns his back Whenever he does, I'm gonna get a one in Here comes my attack It's not like it happens all the time, anyway Look at me, I'm a Wizard Look at me, I'm a Wizard If you stand still, it probably won't hurt She probably don't even know my name Look at me, I'm a shame Look over there, there's another youth group You can tell by their matching shirts Whatever she said, I couldn't make it out But whatever it was it hurt It's like I'll see here anymore after this Look at me, I'm a Wizard Look at me, I'm a Wizard If you stand still, it probably won't hurt She probably don't even know my name Look at me, I'm a shame You probably don't even know what love is anyway You probably don't even know what love is anyway You don't know, you don't know I'm a wizard, baby
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Lesson #159 01:52
I'm the authentic reproduced original Decapitated by a cannonball You can cross a bridge Where the Dutch buried their dead You'll think you got a head I'll introduce you to a severed skull At night in Kinderhook The tale of the midnight ride Then Katrina howled all night The tale of the midnight ride Singing songs about your love and Lord At night you spend your time on meat and whores Bram Bones rattle my bones And the two end up alone What happened your poems? Olive Oyl in love and war At night in Kinderhook The Tale Of The Midnight Ride Then Katrina howled all night The Tale Of The Midnight Ride You rode off by yourself Here's how you control your lust Headlong into the dust The night that we're living headless At night in Kinderhook At night in Kinderhook At night in Kinderhook At night in Kinderhook
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Lesson #157 01:07
Say hello to Grandpa Pussyhands The most sexual pop-pop in the land Get a lap dance in his wheelie chair If you don't care—what's with his hands Stay away from Grandpa Cosbyhands Laugh a little say you're too much Dance the can-can for a couple clams Waitresses shudder at his touch Aww, Pop Pop Pop Drop a time on Granpa Pussy Hans Hey! Look up, the Pussyman In The Moon I didn't see nothing, if he asks, Gary Busey hands He'll be there, I'll be coming too Say good bye to Grandpa Pussyhands At least he died doing what loved If what he loved was walking in front of vans His last words were "here I come" Aww, Pop Pop Pop
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The MVOI 2014 LP My Version of It “Will Thrill You In Minutes”
Recorded on location at Churchman’s Mini Storage in New Castle, DE without electricity. Mixed in Old New Castle by Matt Schmidt and Mastered in Portland.

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released December 31, 2014

Recorded by Matt Sandwich on generator power at Churchman's Ministorage in New Castle, DE

All songs Morris/Grind/Schmidt except "Yeah, Dude" Music: Schmidt, Words: Morris | "Watermelon on the Vine" Thomas P. Westendorf 1882 | "Whiskey O" (Roud 351), "Nonesuch" and "Who Killed Cock Robin" Traditional arr. by MVOI. | "Rum Running" lyrics Morris, Music from the traditional French song "Marlbrough s'en va-t-en guerre" arr. by MVOI |

Sexfinger: Guitar/Vocals
Matt Sandwich: Guitar/Bass
Dave Grind: Drums


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