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Time For Noisy USA (Deluxe Edition)

by My Version of It

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Lesson #180 02:38
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In 1333 The 18th Dynasty He married his half sister It runs in the family He put his shoulder back He put his shoulder back He’s got a soldier stance And he put his shoulder back So, Would you fuck King Tut? Would you fuck King Tut? Would you fuck King Tut? Would you fuck King Tut? He got a walking stick A bad-ass walking stick What should we get him for his birthday Another walking stick? He’s got a diaper rash He’s got a diaper rash Get out that ancient Gold Bond Because he’s got a diaper rash So, Would you fuck King Tut? Would you fuck King Tut? Would you fuck King Tut? Would you fuck King Tut? Tut your leg up Dirty, dirty Tut your leg up Dirty, dirty Tut your leg up Dirty, dirty Tut your leg up now He’s got a mother aunt He’s got a mother aunt His dad did his sister So he’s got a mother aunt He's coming over here He's coming over here Quick, laugh like I told a joke He's coming over here So, Would you fuck King Tut? Would you fuck King Tut? Would you fuck King Tut? Would you fuck King Tut?
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Lesson #173 02:03
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American girl Do you want those hamburger? American girl Drink it all up American girl Your whole life about alcohol American girl Taking Pictures of yourself Cause your so drunk, you know Taking pictures of yourself In front of McDonald Drive your jeep on to the beach And then get stuck, you know Hoping daddy buy A new one for you tomorrow Oh oh, I know why you're crying now Oh oh, I don't have a hamburger Oh oh, I know what you're sad about Oh oh, You can't get enough American girl Do you want those hamburger? American girl Drink it all up American girl Your whole life about alcohol American girl Telling everyone You worked out on the Nautilus Meet a cowboy, settle down Message your ex-boyfriends Drink a box of wine And hook up with your gym teacher Oh, how cute you thinking iPhone is a camera Oh oh, I know why you're crying now Oh oh, I don't have a hamburger Oh oh, I know what you're sad about Oh oh, You can't get enough I know American girl I know American girl I'm no American girl
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Lesson #172 02:30
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I've got the Spirit of Adventure American dementia Oh wow, here we go You make a pretty wife But you're bored of her whole life For naked teen whore-horror show The thing the makes me screamo The Americanana dreamo Close the borders, build a Walleye You'll kill the golden goose And then you'll set it loose Live fast and dumb until you die But, don't you know we're sorry? We're sorry We built the Internet, we're sorry We're party, we're sorry We show our underwear We can party now I've got the Spirit of Adventure American dementia Oh wow, here we go Take the plank out your eye Because we were the first to fly Let's get high and then let's get low Three hundred dollar shoes Taking pictures of your food Sending it back because it's cold Your grandpa's still with you Amazing times that he lived through Dismissing him because he's so old But, don't you know we're sorry? We're sorry We built the Internet, we're sorry We're party, we're sorry We show our underwear We can party now That's all I know, but I close my eyes and so That's all I am, making party til the end That's all I be, won't you come do sex to me? That's what I see, never learn from history I've got the Spirit of Adventure This American dementia Oh wow, here we go Marijuana in a bowl That's in government control And you know I want the world to know Our children can't count change But our chicken's are free range But open up another beer I've got the Spirit of Adventure Adventure in absentia Move along, not much to see here But, don't you know we're sorry? We're sorry We built the Internet, we're sorry We're party, we're sorry We show our underwear We can party now That's all I know, but I close my eyes and so That's all I am, making party til the end That's all I be, won't you come do sex to me That's what I see, never learn from history
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Lesson #175 01:57
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You known-that thing, uh-when you’re driving And you’re running a red light and You’re pointing to the ceiling? I'm in your dreams cuz I’m like Freddy Don't test me bitch, because I’m steady Like Little Caesar's Hot-N-Ready High five and you’re moving too fast High five when you’re run out of gas High five and you’re shaking your ass Not done yet, man High five, bitch you sure have some class High five and I'm having a blast High five, end the night in a cast Almost done, man I'll be there in a minute Hold on cuz, I'm about to finish Like Bluto, strong without the spinach My hands are made of iron Not a pilot but I'm flying Like Tyson, winning without tryin High five and you’re moving too fast High five when you’re run out of gas High five and you’re shaking your ass Not done yet, man High five, bitch you sure have some class High five and I'm having a blast High five, end the night in a cast All right, now I’m done
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Lesson #36 02:57
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Throw me a rope Throw me a rope Throw me a downed live wire Throw me into the fire I'm grounded, I’m grounded And I am surrounded By motherfuckers learning how to drown me I'm grounded, I’m grounded My life is surrounded By motherfuckers learning how to drown me Throw me a rope Throw me a rope Follow the mystery Throw me into the sea I'm grounded, I’m grounded My life is surrounded By motherfuckers learning how to drown me I'm grounded, I’m grounded And I am surrounded By motherfuckers learning how to drown me
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Lesson #189 01:56
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He wants to walk But, he wanted to crawl Take all you want But drink it all No time to talk Just to—to dance and sing His head in a carpet It ends in with a ring It's a pub crawl, oh It's a pub crawl, oh He wanted to go More than you know He wants to atone For hell, I don’t know It's been a day More than a week Since he promised That we won’t speak It's a pub crawl, oh It's a pub crawl, oh So we agreed not to come back again There’s safety in numbers If you reach the end She needed the night to wash over the day But, she was sort of uptight Why? She wouldn’t say Another pub crawl Another October She put up a wall He wanted it over I feel the world I feel the sea I felt the breeze I fell asleep It's a pub crawl, oh It's a pub crawl, oh It's a pub crawl, oh It's a pub crawl, oh You only learn to walk once and that day is over Your father took a video on his new camcorder You can’t go back to the car seat or ride in the stroller You paid for their whole table Just so they won’t deport her It's a pub crawl, oh It's a pub crawl, oh He wants to walk But he wanted to crawl Take all you want But drink it all It's a pub crawl, oh
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Lesson #171 01:44
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You said you'd never compromise But when you were quick to retire I determined that that was I lie When I saw you crying Pussy tears, pussy tears I haven seen her cry like that in seven years Oh, not like that Pussy tears, pussy tears If I said I'm sorry, it'd be insincere Oh, not like that Stop me if you heard the news There's a cake in the conference room You didn't know it was coming so soon? I saw her crying Pussy tears, pussy tears I haven seen her cry like that in seven years Oh, not like that Pussy tears, pussy tears If I said I'm sorry, it'd be insincere Oh, not like that Now you're left with long days Looking for work in the Florida sun At your age you can’t learn a trade You weren't the untouchable one Pussy tears, pussy tears Pussy tears? Pussy tears Pussy tears, pussy tears Pussy tears, pussy tears Pussy tears, pussy tears I haven seen her cry like that in seven years Oh, not like that Pussy tears, pussy tears If I said I'm sorry, it'd be insincere Oh, just like that
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Lesson #176 01:49
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Mama, mama, can’t you see What the Army’s done to me The gave me three meals and a cot They said be happy, but I’m not What you say? I'm Lieutenant Birddog That's okay, I'm Lieutenant Birddog I'm all right, I'm Lieutenant Birddog Take a number, march in line We took your car to pick her up Got lost in Philadelphia This is what you’ve done to me You left me stranded on 2 Street I'm okay, Lieutenant Birddog What you say about Lieutenant Birddog? I’m all right, I’m Lieutenant Birddog Take a number, march in line What you say, I'm Lieutenant Birddog? That's okay, I'm Lieutenant Birddog I'm alright, I'm Lieutenant Birddog Take a number, march in line
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Lesson #169 02:35
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He's a hot blooded gunman who knows about the law He's lightning fast gunman who can't resist a señorita Go Is he a lawman or a gunman? Four lives down and five to go And he's gonna find Gus Tomlin Hiding out in New Mexico And he knows what the law is like on the outside And he knows what the law is like On the cold cold inside He's an even tempered lawyer unless you get in his way The rustlers and the hustlers Still cower when they hear his name And he helped Miranda get the ranch back And he knows a gun won't solve a problem It'll only delay it Elfego, Elfego
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Lesson #166 02:23
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You know they talk about sex in the city I'd be lying if I said high school wasn't like that Makin' passes at the girls who were pretty Passing notes, passing classes and passing' a flask So every night we'd drink a little Cool wine I like it a little Hot Lips, mmm, I like them a lot Cool Whip on a fresh cherry Cheerwine Girl, you must be movin' me Girl, you must be movin' me along Have you ever seen a desperate housewife? I haven't either, but I seen the days of our lives I'm getting' older but I still like girls in high school If I'm not mistaken, there's no law against that So, bring ‘em over for some Cool wine I like it a little Hot Lips, mmm, I like them a lot Cool Whip on a fresh cherry Cheerwine Girl, you must be movin' me Girl, you must be movin' me along
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Lesson #174 02:19
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Abraham Lincoln Lincoln Shot my baby baby I did not know that he was So effin' crazy crazy Abraham Lincoln Lincoln Shot my baby baby He reunited the country country While he was pussy huntin' Bang bang, guess what? You're dead That time he aimed Rick Derringer at her head Oh yeah! Guess what's next Emancipatin' Ann Rutledge from that dress Bang bang, the play's the thing To uncover the conscience of the Union's king I didn't shed a tear when I heard the news That Mary Todd Lincoln was singing the blues Abraham Lincoln Lincoln Shot my baby baby Did you know that he was So effin' crazy crazy? Abraham Lincoln Lincoln You know, he really got me thinkin' thinkin' He could have been the King of Cotton With all the panties he had gotten Bang bang and she was dead He'd apologize and say the South will rise again Oh yeah, when he was done That rail-splittin' prairie lawyer son of a gun Bang bang, the deal was sealed He'd brag he plowed the field of Mrs Butterfield Breakin' hearts and freein' slaves his term was full “You know,” he'd wink, “not all men are created equal”
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Lesson #179 02:36
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There’s very little value left to what I’m seeing Behind a velvet rope, we live in a museum Got your temperature up Got your windows down Let the phone ring once if you want me to come out Like when we were 15 Throwing rocks at your screen Can you sneak out of the house without being seen? Don’t look now, but time is running out There’s very little of it left to believe in And now you see that you’re the reason that I’m leaving. Got your temperature up Got your windows down Let the phone ring once if you want me to come out Like when we were 15 Throwing rocks at your screen Can you sneak out of the house without being seen? Don’t look now, but time is running out I had a notion last night be I passed out I should have thought about you first before I lashed out. Got your temperature up Got your windows down Let the phone ring once if you want me to come out Like when we were 15 Throwing rocks at your screen Can you sneak out of the house without being seen? Don’t look now, but time is running out
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Lesson #125 03:02
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I'm a jukebox in need of repair I only play music when no-one's there If you never put a needle to the record does it make a sound? An illusion, You're delusional In fear of losing: just the usual Never trust a florist who only sells to tourists under the bridge in Philadelphia - Uh Get serious, Are you kidding me? It's not free if it comes at a cost Get serious, Are you kidding me? And I operate at a loss I'll be damned for the damage I've done To my reputation and my lungs In 1995, I'd eat everyone of you alive, yeah Stand still while I measure your Inseam and then your response; its lost, Never buy a rose from a kid in no clothes at the 13/40 split Get serious, Are you kidding me? It's not free if it comes at a cost But man, you gotta be kidding me I operate at a loss We're just nitrogen carbon and oxygen And can never be more that we are We're just hydrogen, phosphorus and calcium It's the nearest well get to be stars
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Lesson #181 02:20
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I’m just a poor Unwavering mod I came dressed like this in high school and then they said that I looked odd (oh god) I gold starred it Tell me in 3/4 time why we’d never last and how I wont get out alive I am the man you think I am So much potential but no plans And I don’t care where I land Never have the opportunity This is a mystery Been on my own since I was three I’m just a poor common placeholder I was free that day and past my prime and it seemed like a good idea at the time I’m not really sorry I was trying to sing, not lingering, when you threw your drink at me So much potential but no plans And I don’t care where I land Never have the opportunity This is a mystery And I don’t care if you leave
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Lesson #170 04:30
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The devil’s living well inside my head And he pays no rent I’m in debt My life is long and my choices poor What do they want me for? I want more Everytime I think that it’s happening It’s finally happening It isn’t happening Everytime I think that it’s happening That we’re relapsing It isn’t happening If I’d have known how fast it goes I’d never be alone I’d leave home I made a pact but the years have past And it doesn’t last Nowhere fast Everytime I think that it’s happening It’s finally happening It isn’t happening Everytime I think that it’s happening That we’re relapsing It isn’t happening And now the Summer fades You made a life away A deal we cannot break Written in frosting on the devil’s food cake And so my words are clear A punishment severe I made you disappear And now we keep paying Now we keep paying Now we keep paying
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Lesson #158 00:52
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This was the worst day of my life Now, I've said that twice Now I think it's clear we're in deep shit I'm sorry I hurt you But you knew I lacked virtue Be careful not to gaze into the abyss Who'll play my records when I die? New adventures in hi-fi Flip it over and put on the B-side Media enrages you And erases you Hit rewind and play this song one more time Me and Doctor Goose On a first date with a noose Turn the page when you hear the bell chime I think that we've been scammed It's just like we planned Survey the wreckage Look we're doing just fine Who'll play my records when I die? New adventures in hi-fi Flip it over and put on the B-side Media enrages you And erases you Hit rewind and play this song one more time
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Lesson #167 01:14
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Did you ever hear of Primitive Religion? Did you ever hear of William Penn? When he died, he had no belongings You don’t need much to watch the world end I swear no oath, I make no vow We’re one nation overfed I pledge allegiance to the slag of the United States of the Living Dead An ox and a sailing ship A sheaf of wheat and Saviour Corn There’s a light on the horizon It could be heaven or it could be a storm I have no charms and no familiar Incantations sang or read I pledge a grievance then I’m leaving The Unites States of the Living Dead An illness undiagnosed You first were cursed when the hearse burst “Time is the one thing that we want most And the thing that we use worst” I signed no contract, make no deals I have nothing, I own no land I have no need for making plans I pledge allegiance to pop-up ads For the United States of the Living Damned
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Lesson #107 02:22
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Why can’t this be nice and easy Like it was before? Who’d you think you were talking to? You know that person is a whore I saw a poster say you should believe the next one Will be better than before Every single person is a dog, has his day in court If I leave you next week, I’ll need an escort To treat me, before I start to beg Why can’t this be 1980 like it was before? Why go back when you still are ailing Or is it you want more? I saw a poster say you should believe the next one Will be better than before Every single person is a dog, has his day in court If I leave you next week, I’ll need an escort To treat me, before I start to beg Everybody says the arrest will go away Everybody stands to attest to what they say Everybody says the arrest will go away Everybody stands to attest to what they say
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Lesson #168 02:42
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Can you pee when there's somebody next to you? You think he listening or do he just like the view? You got a busy life, but boy he got work to do And son, we makin’ it easy for him to do “It's no mystery to me,” he lean back and say, hey, hey Fee fi foe fum. Jackie's running scared Don't you know that the devil may care? Eenie meenie miney mo, catch a tiger by the toe Don't you know that the devil may care? The devil may care, the devil may care The devil may care, he's already there c'mon You'd thought you'd fix it, you'd be living life childless They combed through your car for forensic evidence Gloves, a hammer, a box cutter and a burnt wire You thought you had it made, But boy, he the Prince of Liars Now the baby’s gone and you, you're goin' away Fee fi foe fum, Jackie's running scared Don't you know that the devil may care? Eenie meenie miney mo, catch a tiger by the toe Don't you know that the devil may care? The devil may care, the devil care The devil may care, he's already there, c'mon
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Lesson #178 03:04
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released November 5, 2021

releases November 5th, 2021

Sexfinger: Guitar/Voice/Accordion
Matt Slaps; Bass/Guitar
Noisy V: Drums/Yelling

Original album recorded, mixed and mastered by Matt Slaps
New recordings/Overdubs mixed by Sexfinger.

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