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Time For Noisy USA (Matt's Mixes)

by My Version of It

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Lesson #172 02:28
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THE SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE/ Orpheus in the Underworld: Act Four, Infernal Galop (Can can) Music by Jared Morris/Jacques Offenbach/Dave Grind/Matt Schmidt I’ve got the spirit of adventure American Dementia Uh oh wow here we go! You make a pretty wife But you’re bored of her whole life For naked teen whore-horror show oh The thing the make me scream-o The American El Dream-o Close the borders build a wall-eye You’ll kill the golden goose And then you’ll set it loose ‘live fast and dumb UnTil you die-eye’ But don’t you know we’re party! We’re so party! We kill the internet we’re party We’re party, we’re so party! Making tupperware, we can party down! --------------------- I’ve got the spirit of adventure American dementia Uh oh wow, here we go-oh But take the plank-a out your eye Because we were the first to fly let’s get high! And then let’s get low-oh. 300 dollar shoes Taking pictures of your food Sending it back because it’s cold-old Your grandpa’s still with you Amazing times that he live through dissmissing him cause he’s so old-old But don’t you know we’re party! We’re so party! We fill the tuperware, we’re party We’re party, we’re so party! Making sure we’re unaware, we can party down! That’s all I know, but I close my eyes and so That’s all I am, making party til the end! That’s all I be, won’t you come do sex to me That’s what I see, never learn from history ------------------------ I’ve got the spirit of adventure This American dementia Uh oh wow, here we go-oh Marijuana in a bowl that’s in government control and you know I want the world to know-oh Our children can’t count change But our chicken’s are free range But open up another beer-eer I’ve got the spirit of adventure Adventure in absentia Moving along, not much to see here But don’t you know we’re party! We’re so party! We fill the tuperware, we’re party We’re party, we’re so party! Making sure we’re unaware, we can party down! That’s all I know, but I close my eyes and so That’s all I am, making party til the end! That’s all I be, won’t you come do sex to me That’s what I see, never learn from history Intro D (F# f# F#) D (G G G) x2 Verse x x x x - F# G A A - D C F#/GF# x3 D – F# G A A Chorus G A D, G A D, G A D, G D A, G D, G D, G G G G D - C Bridge E C A5 G – G G C C x4 Break C C C C *x4 Outro Can Can F C F F C C, F C F C F F C C x2
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Lesson #180 02:38
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In 1333 The 18th Dynasty He married his half sister It runs in the family He put his shoulder back He put his shoulder back He got a soldier stance And he put his shoulder back So, Would you fuck King Tut? Would you fuck King Tut? Would you fuck King Tut? Would you fuck King Tut? He got a walking stick A bad-ass walking stick What should we get him for his birthday Another walking stick? He got a diaper rash He got that diaper rash Get out that ancient gold bond Because he got a diaper rash So, Would you fuck King Tut? Would you fuck King Tut? Would you fuck King Tut? Would you fuck King Tut? Tut your leg up Dirty Dirty Tut your leg up Dirty Dirty Tut your leg up Dirty Dirty Tut your leg up Dirty Dirty He got a mother aunt He got a mother aunt His dad did his sister So he got a mother aunt He’s coming over here He’s coming over Here Laugh, Like I told a joke He’s coming over here So, Would you fuck King Tut? Would you fuck King Tut? Would you fuck King Tut? Would you fuck King Tut?
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Lesson #173 02:01
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American girl Do you want those hamburger? American girl To drink it all up! American girl Your whole life is about alcohol American girl Taking Pictures of yourself cause your so drunk you know Taking pictures of yourself in front of McDonald Take your jeep on to the beach and then get stuck, you know Hope your daddy will buy a new one for me tomorrow Oh oh, I know why you're crying now Oh oh, I don't have a hamburger Oh oh, I know what you're sad about Oh oh, You can't get enough American girl Do you want those hamburger? American girl To drink it all up! American girl Your whole life is about alcohol American girl Telling everyone you worked out on the nautilus Meet a cowboy, settle down, message your ex-boyfriends Drink a box of wine and hook up with your gym teacher Oh, how cute you thinking i phone is a camera! Oh oh, I know why you're crying now Oh oh, I don't have a hamburger Oh oh, I know what you're sad about Oh oh, You can't get enough I know American girl I know American girl I'm no American girl
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Lesson #189 01:56
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He wants to walk But He wanted to crawl Take all you want But Drink It all No time to talk Just to to dance and sing His head in a carpet It ends in with a ring It’s a pub crawl, Oh It’s a pub crawl, Oh He wanted to go More than you know He wants to atone For hell, I don’t know It's been a day More than a week Since he promised That we won’t speak It’s a pub crawl, Oh It’s a pub crawl, Oh So we agreed Not to come back again There’s safety in numbers If you reach the end She needed a night To wash over the day But she was sort of uptight Why? She wouldn’t say Another Pub Crawl Another October She put up a wall He wanted it over I feel the world I feel the Sea I felt the Breeze I fell asleep It’s a pub crawl, Oh It’s a pub crawl, Oh You only learn to walk once, and that day is over Your father took a video on his new camcorder You can’t go back to ride in the stroller You paid for their whole table just so they won’t deport her You only learn to walk once, and that day is over Your father took a video on his new camcorder You can’t go back to ride in the stroller You paid for their whole table just so they won’t deport her It’s a pub crawl, Oh It’s a pub crawl, Oh He wants to walk But He wanted to crawl Take all you want But Drink It all It’s a pub crawl Oh
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Lesson #107 02:22
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Why can’t this be nice and easy Like it was before Who’d you think you were talking to You know that person is a whore I saw a poster say you should believe the next one will be better than before Every single person is a dog has a day in court If I leave you next week, I’ll need an escort To treat me, before I start to beg Why can’t this be 1980 like it was before? Why go back when you still are failing Or is it you want more? I saw a poster say you should believe the next one will be better than before Every single person is a dog has a day in court If I leave you next week, I’ll need an escort To treat me, before I start to beg Everybody says the arrest will go away Everybody stands to attest to what they say
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Lesson #171 01:46
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You said you'd never compromise But you were quick to retire I determined that that was I lie When I saw you crying Pussy tears, pussy tears I haven seen her cry like that in seven years Oh Not like that Pussy tears, pussy tears, If I said I'm sorry it'd be insincere Oh Not like that Stop me if you heard the news There's a cake in the conference room I didn't know it was comin so soon? I saw her crying Pussy tears, pussy tears I haven seen her cry like that in seven years Oh Not like that Pussy tears, pussy tears, If I said I'm sorry it'd be insincere Oh Not like that Now you're left with long days Looking for work in the Florida sun At your age you cant learn a trade You weren't the untouchable one Pussy tears, pussy tears Pussy tears, pussy tears Pussy tears, pussy tears Pussy tears, pussy tears Pussy tears, pussy tears I haven seen her cry like that in seven years Oh Not like that Pussy tears, pussy tears, If I said I'm sorry it'd be insincere Oh Not like that
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Lesson #169 02:32
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He's a hot blooded gunman who knows about the law He's lightning fast gunman who can't resist a senorita Go Is he a lawman or a gunman? Four lives down and five to go And he's gonna find Gus Tomlin Hiding out in New Mexico And he knows what the law is like on the outside And he knows what the law is like on the cold cold inside He's an even tempered lawyer unless you get in his way The rustlers and the hustlers still cower when they hear his name And he helped Miranda get the ranch back And he knows a gun won't solve a problem it'll only delay it Elfego, Elfego C'mon
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Lesson #36 02:57
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I'm grounded, I'm grounded I am surrounded By other swimmers learning how to drown me
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Lesson #181 02:12
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Did you ever work with a guy Who just couldn’t stop talking No matter how much you urged him? If he spent half as much time working As he did talking, he’d be a manager But that’s not in his skill set To grow a set I think he just hates his home life And who can blame him? I’ve met his child and his wife He’s about to get the job done Makin’ connections just for fun In his field he’s number one Never get an opportunity To join a company Fortune 500 or soon to be Now I work with the one bitch This one bitch who walks on water You know the type, only female in her division Causing division through all the office Complaints been lodge but no one is doing nothing There’s rumors shes nailing the boss, or she’s the bosses daughter One day, I’d like to take her out back And put a bullet in her I wish I never saw her He’s about to get the job done Makin’ connections just for fun In his field he’s number one Never get an opportunity To join a company Fortune 500 or soon to be
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Lesson #168 02:41
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Can you pee when there’s somebody next to you? You think he listening or do he just like the view? You got a busy life, but boy he got work to do And son we makin it easy for him to do It's no mystery to me, he lean back and say hey hey Fee fi foe fum Jackie’s running scared Don’t you know that the devil may care? Eenie meenie mine-e moe catch a tiger by the toe Don’t you know that the devil may care? The devil may care, the devil care, The devil may care he’s already there c’mon You’d thought you’d fix it, you’d be living life childless They combed through your car for forensic evidence Gloves, a hammer, a box cutter and a burnt wire You thought you had it made, but boy, he the Prince of Liars Now the baby gone and yo, you’re goin’ away Fee fi foe fum Jackie’s running scared Don’t you know that the devil may care? Eenie meenie mine-e moe catch a tiger by the toe Don’t you know that the devil may care?
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Lesson #179 02:34
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He’s my brother and he knows that I love him This is awesome And If he doesn’t then I will holla at ya cousin This is awesome Got the radio on and the windows down We’re making LA out of every town We’re breaking today, turn it inside out. It can be everything that we want it to be If the deal goes south we got you comin around This is awesome This is awesome There’s no time for us tonight to be judging This is awesome The city in the lights, the night is really jumpin’ This is awesome Got the radio on and the windows down We’re making LA out of every town We’re breaking today, turn it inside out. It can be everything that we want it to be If the deal goes south we got you comin around C'mon This is awesome This is awesome This is awesome This is awesome Here’s the rest of it tonight was really something This is awesome If you askin me about it I'll say nothing This is awesome Got the radio on and the windows down We’re making LA out of every town We’re breaking today, turn it inside out. It can be everything that we want it to be If the deal goes south we got you comin around This is awesome This is awesome This is awesome This is awesome
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Lesson #166 02:25
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You know they talk about sex in the city I’d be lying if I said high school wasn’t like that Makin’ passes at the girls who were pretty Passing notes, passin classes and passin’ a flask So every night we’d drink a little Cool Wine I like it a little Hot Lips, mmm, I like them a lot Cool whip on a fresh cherry Cheerwine Girl, you I know you movin’ me. Girl you must be movin’ me Have you ever seen a desperate housewife? I haven’t either, but I seen the Days of Our Lives I’m getting’ older but I still like girls in high school, If I’m not mistaken there’s no law against that So bring em over for some Cool Wine I like it a little Hot Lips, mmm, I like them a lot Cool whip on a fresh cherry Cheerwine Girl, you I know you movin’ me. Girl you must be movin’ me
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Lesson #174 02:18
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Abraham Lincoln Lincoln Shot my baby baby I did not know that he was So effin’ crazy crazy Abraham Lincoln Lincoln Shot My Baby Baby He reunited the country country While he was pussy huntin’ Bang Bang! Guess what? You’re dead That time he aimed derringer at her head Oh yeah! Guess what’s next Emancipatin’ Ann Rutledge from that dress Bang Bang, The play’s the thing To uncover the conscience of The Union’s king I didn’t shed a tear when I heard the news That Mary Todd Lincoln Was singing the blues Abraham Lincoln Lincoln Shot my baby baby Did you know that he was So effin’ crazy crazy Abraham Lincoln Lincoln You know he really got me thinkin’ thinkin’ He could have been the King of Cotton With all the panties he had gotten Bang Bang! And she was dead He’d apologize and say the south will rise again! Oh yeah! when he was done The rail splittin’ prairie lawyer son of a gun Bang Bang the deal was sealed He’d brag he plowed the field of Mrs Butterfield Breakin’ hearts and freein’ slaves his term was full You know, he’d wink, not all men are created equal Abraham Lincoln Lincoln Shot my baby baby Did you know that he was So effin’ crazy crazy
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Lesson #175 01:55
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You known-that when your drivin And you running a red light and You pointin to the ceiling I'm in your dreams, cuz im like Freddy Don’t test me bitch, I steady Like Little Ceasers hot and ready High five and you movin too fast High five when you run out of gas High five and your shakin your ass Not done yet man High five, bitch you sure have some class High five I'm havin a blast High five, end the night in a cast Almost done man I'll be there in a minute Hold on cuz I'ma bout to finish Like Bluto, strong without the spinach My hands are made of iron, Not a pilot but I'm flyin Like Tyson, winning without tryin High five and you movin too fast High five when you run out of gas High five and your shakin your ass Not done yet man High five, bitch you sure have some class High five I'm havin a blast High five, end the night in a cast I'm about to end this song
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Lesson #176 01:48
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Dang your girl is looking fine Now I wish that she were mine I’ll make a play in the middle of the night And one day she’ll be me wife What you say, I'm Lieutenant Birddog That’s okay, I’m Lieutenant Birddog I’m alright, I’m Lieutenant Birddog Now I bet that you regret that invite All right I saw her sweet transmission and her polished chassey Well I’ll sext her up but first I’ll treat her classy We’re not even that close I’ll wink and say I think we’re getting’ nasty today I’m okay, Lieutenant Birddog What you say about Lieutenant Birddog Im alright im Lieutenant Birddog I like em trashy anyway Ten hut 2 3 Heres a drink 2 3 March in line 2 3 Make you think of me I don’t know but it’s been said I’ll find a way to take your baby to bed I don’t know but it’s a must Thanks for introducing us What you say, I'm Lieutenant Birddog That’s okay, I’m Lieutenant Birddog I’m alright, I’m Lieutenant Birddog Now I bet that you regret that invite All right
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Lesson #125 03:03
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At night I'm walkin' down the highway I see the moon a shining bright I see the devil walking by on side Is there a killer on this open road? Two plus the dog that walks behind? Sleeping in the dirt and it gets oh so cold That's how we roll How we roll How we roll, get on You lookin' for the man who's gone and shut down Red Defending his woman's honor or in cold blood? You never gonna rest until t boy is dead If everybody's life is like an open book You better hope the writer died Before he writes about justice that you forsook That's how we roll, how we roll, how we roll, c'mon I'm no lender, look, walk in on time I'm the guilty man that you will find Has already gone and judged him self right For what he saw in himself that night I heard a story about a riding man One bullet in his chest, yet he still rides Until you're done, I'll act as your docent To show him respect He won't rest, that's right

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"为嘈杂的美国" - The MVOI Megazine (Digital Version)

After a tumultuous election year, My Version of It answer the question “Who or what is America?” with their brand new album “Time For Noisy USA” – their answer… Noisy. Or Noise at least. Everything America is in the 2000s is a constant stream of noise and data flowing in and out of the land and their ears.. Smart Phones, Pub Crawls, High Fives, Internet and alcohol. With songs like “American Girl” MVOI prove that even when the world is falling apart, American Girls will always have time for a Selfie stick and dick.

They also give a history lesson in the Sexcapades of 21st President Chester A. Arthur in “Abraham Lincoln Pussy Hunter” and “Abraham LinkedIn Job Hunter.” A lovingly crafted cover of the racist south’s anthem “Dixie” and an exploration of the Sexual prowess of the boy pharaoh in “Would You Fuck King Tut?” Well, would you?

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released December 31, 2017

All songs Morris/Grind/Schmidt except "Moonshiner" (Traditional) and "Dixie" (Daniel Decatur Emmett)

Sexfinger: Guitar/Vocals
Matt Sandwich: Guitar/Bass
Dave Grind: Drums

Produced by Matt Sandwich

© & ℗ 2017 Jared Morris/Ten-X Records (used by permission from the MVOEntertainment Group)

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